Supervisor
Bruce
when coaching
It may be wise
to tone
down the
Sarcasm
Sarcasm and Scorn
One will
remember that
but the recipient
does not have
the Intelligence
To know
how deep
I meant to cut
However
the Supervisor does
Polish
One
learns that
male And female
devices, are to be used!
Groan
Back to a childhood
of French
lessons
But at least
one does not
live
with French
teachers
Fire
I applied so much
wood and Bark
to the fire
That is was
inevitable
that eventually
It would
go
WOOF!!!
Sun
The sun was shining
but I believe
that it is predicted
that there will be
outbreaks of weather!!!
Wine
Last night’s wine
was good
But I still don’t like
the rain, wind
and dampness in general
loud people, tangled string
those little bits of fluff
in my pocket
Oh the White stuff
was good also
Doctor
Me: Doctor I feel like
a bridge
Doctor: What has come over
you?
Me: A few cars and a literary
outburst it would seem
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As these bite sized witty poems seem to be popular I have decided while I finish off the old ones. I will mingle in some new ones 
and see how it goes down - enjoy
Doppler Effect
As you come closer
I hear you
whining, more
as I walk away
un-amused
I hear your
Inward
groan
Rain
Some say, it always
rains in England
I say that’s untrue but there is
always the promise
Butterfly Effect
has absolutely nothing,
nothing to do with wild life
but I don’t do maths!
Or have I made a mistake
Elephant Effect
The biggest
Effect, of stampeding
Elephants
Would be
Of me
running and screaming,
But luckily its all a bad dream
That is how the stream
ran, along the road
with tarmac patches
at some point becoming
the Ystwyth
I follow it sometimes
inastride walking
I still wonder where
the Otters are
As I question
nature of stream
Hangovers
the reduction of wit
is directly proportional
to the amount of beer
consumed
If whiskey was drunk
I would have none
shhhhhhhhhh!
Drunkenness
In drunken conversation
I was trying to explain
the evils of the English language
with a Polish girl
If Cesar
uses scissors
we may get
snowy blizzards
But I said like this (on beer three, while trying to get photos off her phone)
If Ce(sor)
uses a scis(sors)
we may get
a snowy blizz(ords)
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Pretty much given up beer now and moved part of me misses the beer. But now I am not keen on the taste.
