Life Snippets

Life snippets 16

 
Supervisor
 
Bruce
when coaching
 
It may be wise
to tone
down the
 
Sarcasm
 
Sarcasm and Scorn
 
One will
remember that
 
but the recipient
does not have
the Intelligence
To know
how deep
I meant to cut
 
However
the Supervisor does
 
Polish
 
One
learns that
male And female
devices, are to be used!
Groan
 
Back to a childhood
of French
lessons
 
But at least
one does not
live
with French
teachers

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Fire
 
I applied so much
wood and Bark
to the fire
 
That is was
inevitable
 
that eventually
It would
go
 
WOOF!!!
 
Sun
 
The sun was shining
but I believe
that it is predicted
 
that there will be
outbreaks of weather!!!
 
Wine
 
Last night’s wine
was good
 
But I still don’t like
the rain, wind
and dampness in general
 
loud people, tangled string
those little bits of fluff
in my pocket
 
Oh the White stuff
was good also
 
Doctor
 
Me: Doctor I feel like
a bridge
Doctor: What has come over
you?
Me: A few cars and a literary
outburst it would seem
 
 

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As these bite sized witty poems seem to be popular I have decided while I finish off the old ones. I will mingle in some new ones :) and see how it goes down -  enjoy

Life Snippets

Life snippets 15

 
Doppler Effect
 
As you come closer
I hear you
whining, more
 
as I walk away
un-amused
I hear your
 
Inward
groan
 
Rain
 
Some say, it always
rains in England
I say that’s untrue but there is
always the promise
 
Butterfly Effect
 
has absolutely nothing,
nothing to do with wild life
 
but I don’t do maths!
 
Or have I made a mistake
 
Elephant Effect
 
The biggest
Effect, of stampeding
Elephants
 
Would be
 
Of me
 
running and screaming,
 
But luckily its all a bad dream

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The nature of stream

That is how the      stream
ran,  along   the           road
with   tarmac         patches
at some point  becoming
the                             Ystwyth
 
I follow it       sometimes
inastride               walking
I still         wonder where
the             Otters          are

As     I     question
nature of stream

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Life snippets extra

 
Hangovers
 
the reduction of wit
is directly proportional
to the amount of beer
consumed
 
If whiskey was drunk
I would have none
shhhhhhhhhh!
 
Drunkenness
 
In drunken conversation
I was trying to explain
the evils of the English language
with a Polish girl
 
If Cesar
uses scissors
we may get
snowy blizzards
 
But I said like this (on beer three, while trying to get photos off her phone)
If Ce(sor)
uses a scis(sors)
we may get
a snowy blizz(ords)
 
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Pretty much given up beer now and moved :) part of me misses the beer. But now I am not keen on the taste.